Happy Nazi Father's Day! I don't know about you, but I have had it with these fucking church people...
Better pray for Hell, not hallelujah!
Lucille & I are busy this month celebrating Pride. Every day is rainbows & unicorns.
There simply are not enough Gay Picnics. We need more!
Strange as it is to say, The Gay “Thing” is our generation’s civil rights war. It’s seems dumb to have to say that, but it is true. We are dealing with truly dumb, fucking superstitious church people here promoting a dumb, fucking superstitious “truth” onto the rest of us.
Let’s take a look at who is responsible for this “truth”…
I don’t know about you, but I have had it with these obnoxious fucking church people! Had it! What is wrong with you “christian” people? Supposed followers of Christ? You’re the opposite of Christ-like. You say one thing, and then turn right around and do the opposite. You, sir, are a hypocrite.
Why do you keep sticking your dick into other peoples’ affairs, dad? No one asked you. No one wants to listen your shit. Why can’t you just shut the fuck up already with your religious shit? If we had wanted it, we’d solicit it. We don’t, so we don’t. Shut up already & go back to the fucking church basement where you belong.
Been awhile since you’ve had sex, hasn’t it? You obviously are not getting any. You’re clearly terrified over what to do with those private parts you may—or may not—possess. Isn’t that what this is really about? Your terrifying fear about human sexuality? We suppress what we’re most afraid of. You gotta face your fears. Face your fears!
Somebody fucked you up a long time ago about sex & now you want to go & judge others about their sexuality! Admit it! That’s your truth!
You are the one who is fucked up about sex, not us! Not us. No. The rest of us just want to have as much sex as we can! And may your dear lord bless us, too, in our sexual adventures! Please pray that we maximize our sexual potential! It’s important! There may be nothing more important, actually.
My dad once tried to teach me that sex is only between married couples. He couldn’t have been more wrong. What a dumbass! He ended up being wrong about nearly everything.
The psychological literature states that if you push & you push & you push against something hard enough & long enough, you end up on the opposing side of what you we’re pressing hard against.
For example, trying to control people. After all, the desire to control others is what dumbass politics & even dumber religion are both all about. If you press hard on people for what they can / cannot say, you’re actually trying to control thought. You’re essentially brainwashing people with your ideas. Congratulations, you’re a fascist. Not good, dad. Not good. Bad example. Fucking terrible example, actually. Why must you be such a dumbass trying to control people via religion?
Guess who else in history controlled language & thought & wiped out millions & millions of people due to his indoctrination?
Happy Father’s Day. Welcome to Nazi brunch!
Would anyone care for some Nazi avocado toast served with two sides of repression & hate?
Well, what if by trying to suppress & push down Gay ideas & lifestyles for decades of your life, you actually, just might be Gay yourself? Ever thought of that, dad? What are you trying to hide here, anyway? What is the deep, dark family secret? And why do you keep putting your dick into peoples’ private lives?
And why do you think it’s a good idea for stupid fucking churches to get involved in politics? That’s the LAST thing we need in this country: your god in all our politics. I’ve got two words for you: fuck that! Nope! 👎 Not today, Jesus. Not today.
We need to look no further than Iran to see that the integration of church & state is a bad fucking idea. How would you like Ayatollah integrated into your church basement party, dad? According to you, he prays to the wrong god.
So, you’re saying your god is better than his god? What a dumb fucking thing to say about completely made-up sky entities. Where is the sky hook, again? I can’t see it. Neither can you.
I might be a hot, Jesuit-educated, Metalhead, fuckin’ hard-working Girl, but at least I can think critically & honestly unlike you’ve ever been able to do. You can’t do it because you’re fucked in the head. I may be as well, only my fucked-upped-ness is idiosyncratic to me! Thanks to you!
So, happy Nazi Father’s Day, dad. I won’t be joining you & mom at Nazi brunch. Lucille & I have plans. We actually do cool stuff on Sundays like skipping church, eating Gay Brunch & working on our tans.
Godspeed on She-Devil’s Thunder, dad. She’ll take you on one helluva ride.
PS: Own who you are. Don’t fucking deny it—own it. She owns it: